Q. What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?
A. Ancient grease
Q. What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?
Q. How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, political idealists can't change anything.
Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus. It is fun to see all these every Tuesday.