Q. What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?
A. Ancient grease
Q. What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?
A. 3 different answers
Q. How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, political idealists can't change anything.
Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus. It is fun to see all these every Tuesday.
Bwahahahahahahaha. Love them all. Thanks for all the laughs.
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The Dolly Parton one made me literally laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteAll ticklers. Especially liked the politician's three answers and the 9 o'clock midnight. Thanks for the fun.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha very funny.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Thanks for the... oh, it's almost 9pm. Gotta run.
ReplyDeleteThe McPickle? That might be a bit hard to swallow.
ReplyDeleteAll great!
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