What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump.
A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey."
The horse replies, "Sure."
I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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