Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house.
Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Love them all, but the reflective tape and dead man walkin' are my favorites. Thanks for the laughs.ReplyDelete
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I like those two as well but the third burial option is pretty funny.Delete
Oh Grannie.......reflective tape? OMG, falling out of my chair on that one. All are funny, but reflective tape?ReplyDelete
Those were all good, really good!ReplyDelete
These re all great!!!!ReplyDelete
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Thank you for my early morning smiles. Definitely dead man walking. And shortly running...ReplyDelete
I lost it on the hearse pulling a wood chipper. Think I'll pass.ReplyDelete
Thanks for the grins. And yes, I see both the goat and the bird.
Heeheehee! Thank you, i needed that.ReplyDelete
I love that goat/bird oneReplyDelete
A hearse and the wood chipper--- reminds me of the ending of "Fargo". Lots of laughs from these today!ReplyDelete
Haaa ha ha ha. I love dead man walking.ReplyDelete
Someone sent that bird/goat photo to my husband and he just couldn't see the goat. Thank you for the fun chuckles.ReplyDelete