Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-- Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
I don't know which one if my favourite. They are all funny. No. The farting one is the best. Farting is funny. I don't care how old you are. Sometimes when I am at work my clients fart and don't know it (or don't care). I always smile to myself.
Hahahaha. Wonderful collection of funnies. Thanks for sharing them and have an oogie boogie weekend.
ReplyDeleteA lovely way to start off Friday.
ReplyDeleteWe certainly all need a good laugh in these times.
ReplyDeletethose are great!!! And well needed by all!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles, those were all new to me.
ReplyDeleteOh, I needed a good laugh and some of these elicited a belly laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh dear (for the first one!) :-O
ReplyDeleteI don't know which one if my favourite. They are all funny. No. The farting one is the best. Farting is funny. I don't care how old you are. Sometimes when I am at work my clients fart and don't know it (or don't care). I always smile to myself.
ReplyDeleteThese were a delight. I love using the Internet to solve an age old question.
ReplyDeleteI really love the idea that fish yell about alien abductions to all the other fish :)
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