"Because of the government bailout we determined to regulate the salaries of the executives in the companies that received bailout funds. The same should apply to recipients of government welfare bailouts -- we, the taxpayers, should be able to demand regulation on the number of children we will support before we insist on some form of mandatory birth control."
"I can still see some kind of erotic bondage potential for the neighbors to envision:) "
"Send him our way. We live on dirty country roads and have two vans completely covered in dust. Hum, I just might try something myself -- i.e. stick figures:)"
"You can slap a big turd on your blog and I'm still gonna read it cause you're one of the best:)"
"I'll dedicate all my drinking to you!"
"They only want to expand to the "work ethic of our citizenry" because they want to understand the meaning of ethics and in the process, destroy it."
"First question: Is it "found" money or "lost" money?"
"Yes those are all things I would keep too. Plus, I keep fortunes in a bowl near the front door for everyone to draw one out as they leave."
"I wonder how many I would need to order for my chickens? LOL "
"There is no other way to say it -- grandchildren are petri dishes! "
"My husband has always insists cookies and strawberry ice cream are an okay breakfast for the grandchildren because you've got bread, milk and fruit just like a bowl of cereal. (omit name) any chance you can show us a picture of yourself at each of these establishments. I'd love to know their dress code. Not sure my jeans and boots would be appropriate."