Slim stretch

Slim stretch

Thursday, January 22, 2009

MODERN TECHNOLOGY

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TOHER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVEA MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

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9 comments:

Cliff said...

You need to go check the chickens.
I must run, I AM getting a fax.

Scarlet said...

You made me LOL this morning! :D

kenju said...

I've seen it before, but it still elicits a chuckle!


(my word verification is "snesive". I think that's the kind of sneeze that the contents of which are so sticky it will not come off whatever it lands on.)

Loving Annie said...

ha-ha-ha, I laughed so hard at that I coughed. Must run now, there's another fax coming :)

Granny Annie said...

To Cliff and Loving Annie -- that's just TMI

Judy, you are too clever! "Snesive" is now part of my vocabulary. Just so the sneeze doesn't bring a fax! LOL

Scarlet, always happy to bring a smile.

Michele said...

Funny stuff, Ann! Btw, I had a comment on you Where Did it go post, I think you would like that new show with Patrick Swayze called "The Beast" it's on A&E. I really liked it.I love a good action/drama. (not just reality shows, although they elicit some of their own action/drama!)

Lucy Stern said...

Woah!!! A fax from where?

dana wyzard said...

I am so honored that you honored me with your honorable I LOVE YOUR BLOG button. And the outcome of the s**t storm at my blog is that I know who my friends are. They are many and they are....uh.....honorable.

Marla said...

Very funny, I need to laugh more often. Don't worry about not getting to my blog. My computer has been wierd lately. It will say people have a new post and then it pulls up an old one. I know that your around to support me, and I appreciate it. My sister and her hubby called tonight and they are taking me out for supper Saturday. I am so glad, I need to get out of this house!