Slim and Franke

Slim and Franke

Saturday, July 08, 2006

FRITO'S BIG BREAKFAST

This morning Frito was walking around outside with a dead squirrel in his mouth. I'm not sure what your question might be here, but probably it is "Who is Frito?"

Frito is a male cat that used to be Jenny. While Jasmine was here she made inquiry of me, "Granny Annie, are you sure Jenny is a girl?" Then she escorted me to the cat and insisted I look under Jenny. When I did, Jasmine exclaimed, "See, totally testicles!" Sure enough, Jenny is a male and Jasmine renamed him Frito.

I hope the squirrel was road kill and not killed by Frito. I thought I was keeping the cats well enough fed that they would not have to hunt for fear of them deciding to eat a chicken. Now, I shall have to watch more closely.

3 comments:

  1. I went out with a guy once and he said he ate squirrel in college.....that is just gross, he said he was poor, I said there is this crazy invention called macaroni & cheese or even ramen noodles.....lets just say I never saw him again(not because of the squirrel but because he was a drunk)

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  2. where's chili and pie?

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  3. I believe that is what the squirrel became!

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