QUESTION OF THE WEEK...10-20-2025

What's your favorite way to spend a weekend? 

SUNDAY TALKING...10-19-2025

 This evening three dogs were at the back of my property. A thin black dog, a multi-colored dog and a very small blonde dog. They attacked and killed some of my chickens. I chased them on my golf cart and shot in the air to frighten them away. Almost immediately they returned when I was back in the house. I managed to recover the chicken remains for disposal. I then let my dogs out and both dogs chased them away the second time. Keep your small animals safe.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...10-14-2025

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...10-13-2025

                          What makes you feel safe?

SUNDAY TALKING...10-12-2025

 Very sadly my blind chicken died. She seemed to be doing well and was eating her food and drinking water. She was in a tight area where she could find her way around and find her food and water. However, it was a small cage and it appears that she got her neck stuck in the wire and I wasn't there to rescue her. I had such hopes that she would recover, or at least how to get around without her vision. They said it was possible.

My phone and computer were hacked. My credit card and Pay Pal accounts were compromised. A molar tooth broke. I continue to lug around this Assure Life Vest to save me if I have a heart attack. I missed a utility payment (First in a lifetime) and had to pay a penalty. I cannot understand this new-fangled computer. The new style wig I ordered will be returned...too bad it did not make me look like the model.

So how was your week?

FRIDAY FACE OFF...10-10-2025

 LAST YEAR HALLOWEEN SKETCH 2024 by eaghl FOR THIS FRIDAY FACE OFF DVArtist

TADD...10-09-2025

 It had been my intention to participate in TADD today.  However, my computer broke, I have a new computer, and do not have a printer and therefore cannot scan.  😖😠😟😡😢

Here is a ring of fire I had hoped to draw, color and post.

You can imagine where I was trying to go.

Maybe I will have a new printer next week.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...10-07-2025

 A bicycle can’t stand alone, it is two tired   

A boiled egg is hard to beat.   

A dentist and a manicurist married - they fought tooth and nail. 

 A thief who stole a calendar... got twelve months.   

A will is a dead giveaway.   

Acupuncture:  A jab well done.    

 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.   

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all-right now.   

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.  

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 

  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.   

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.  

 I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.    

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.  

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.  

 A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.   A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said "No change yet".   

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.   

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.    

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...10-06-2025

 Are you a good judge of character?

FRIDAY FACE OFF...10-03-2025

 29 FACES FOR SEPTEMBER, 2025 HAS COME TO AN END.  HERE IS MY COLLAGE OF ALL 29.  I WATCHED A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF SHOWS AND MOVIES AND WOULD PAUSE THE TV ON A FACE THAT LOOKED INTERESTING.  THEN I WOULD QUICKLY MAKE A LINE DRAWING OF THAT FACE THEN MOVE ON TO THE REMAINDER OF THE SHOW.

HAPPY TO POST THE RESULTS ON DVArtist's FRIDAY FACE OFF TODAY.

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...09-30-2025

 HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...09-29-2025

If you were a character in a movie, what type of movie would it be and what role would you play?

29 FACES FOR SEPTEMBER, 2025

29 FACES COLLAGE SEPT, 2025 BY eaghl.

 

Watching television through the month of September and creating faces for Ayala Art 29 Faces, I would pause the TV on interesting faces and draw them quickly before moving on to show. I had to finish early due to computer problems, so here they are.

FRIDAY FACE OFF...09-26-2025

AYALA ART 29 FACES...My Quick sketches of TV Pause of interesting faces by eaghl

Friday Face Off hosted by Nicole of DVartist

 

 

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...09-23-2025

 

Thanks Sandee of Comedy Plus for hosting every Tuesday.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...09-22-2025

 Do you read your local/area newspaper?  If so, the print version or online paper?

FRIDAY FACE OFF...09-19-2025

 AYALA ART 29 FACES...My Quick sketches of TV Pause of interesting faces by eaghl

Friday Face Off hosted by Nicole of DVartist

 

 

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY...09-17-2025

 

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY...09-16-2025

 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION .

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

 

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

 

4. My father taught me LOGIC .

" Because I said so, that's why ."

 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

 

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

 

7. My father taught me IRONY .

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

 

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .

"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

 

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY .

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

 

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

 

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .

"Stop acting like your father!"

 

15. My mother taught me about ENVY .

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

 

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home"

 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .

"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

 

1 8 . My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE .

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

 

19. My mother taught me ESP .

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

 

20. My father taught me HUMOR .

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS .

"You're just like your father."

 

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

 

24. My mother taught me WISDOM .

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

 

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE .

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIDAY FACE OFF...9-12-2025

 FRIDAY FACE OFF HOSTED BY NICOLE OF DVArtist

This is my Day 12 of Ayala Art 29 Faces for September, 2025

Watching a lot of TV I will pause on interesting faces and do a quick sketch.