FUNNY FUN TUESDAY

 

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Some people are alive only because it is
illegal to kill them. 

 

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK MARCH 15, 2021

UPCOMING APRIL FOOLS DAY IDEAS

What’s the best / worst practical joke that you’ve played on someone or that was played on you?

CONFESSION TIME

 Something happened this week that I haven't told a soul.  Sadly I am a person who has to tell all but my family doesn't read my blog so here goes.  It was a recent close call when I fell out of the attic but this was worse.  I choked on my oatmeal.  I could not breathe, swallow, speak or cough.  It was a horrifying experience and I was going to call 911, knowing I would be dead before they could arrive.  I leaned over the couch arm rest and tried to clear the blockage myself but it didn't work.  Suddenly my airway opened and I thanked God.  I have had a number of near death experiences in my lifetime, plus I actually died once for 30 seconds.   This had to be the scariest.  I could only think of Mama Cass of the Mamas and Papas who supposedly died alone from choking on a sandwich. What should I have done?  What would you have done? 

FELINE FRIDAY MARCH 12, 2021

 

Michael and college friends attempt to kidnap Catness

Luke always Hope's favorite

Waiting for breakfast

HERE ARE SOME CAT TOYS YOU CAN BUY AT AMAZON.

  

 

Or you can save some money on this favorite toy for cats

 

THURSDAY ... EVERY YEAR SO FUNNY

 

Rob of Rob & Monica's  Our Adventures Among The Ducks posts some great holiday picture from olden days on his Facebook page.  Many look forward to the Christmas Santa's and Easter Bunnies he finds to share.  I ask him if I could steal his to share on my blog.

Here are some more.  I will try to keep them coming on Thursdays.

Easter's Coming!  RUN!! HIDE!

 

 

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY MARCH 10, 2021

 

 

This month, the prompts are being provided by Hilary Melton-Butcher and are posted by Elephant's Child.            

This week's prompts are:

paucity

inglenook

heft

yew

pergola

and/or

greed

madness

myth

traveller

visualize

ADVENTURE TIME by Granny Annie

Liam Connor sat in front of the fireplace inglenook thinking about this journey. He was becoming a traveller wanting to visualize all the sights and sounds of Cork. His small village had paucity in comparison to things the big cities of Ireland had to offer. He hefted his sack over his shoulder and walked under the gate pergola for the last time to venture out into the world.

Liam was a maker of cabinets and had to leave behind the forest of yews that provided the best timber for his craft. His family begged him not to leave. They assured him the big city of Cork was a place full of greed and madness.

That is only myth, Liam told them, and off he went to live his new life of adventure and romance. He was confident every place needed great woodworkers of his skill.

 

 

1. A coniferous tree which has red berrylike fruits, and most parts of which are highly poisonous. Yews are linked with folklore and superstition and can live to a great age; the timber is used in cabinetmaking and (formerly) to make longbows.

TUESDAY IS FUNNY DAY:-)

 

The chicken-hawk flew to my camera to ask.

This is all of us during this pandemic😜😃😄

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is to eat 30% of their ice cream." ~ Bill Murray

QUESTION OF THE WEEK 03-08-2021

 

What is the most interesting thing you read or saw this past week?

WHY A SCARY SATURDAY PICTURE?

 Can you tell why this picture is so scary?

 

 

Comment added Sunday, 03-07-2021 Some of you saw this. It is the face under the pillow at the lower left corner of the photo. I will never forget the first time I finally saw it after scanning and scanning the picture until it finally jumped out at me. Yikes!

TRYING OUT FELINE FRIDAY

 Here I go with a Feline Friday attempt at some feline funnies.

My best boy Luke Skywalker

EVERY YEAR SO FUNNY

 Rob of Rob & Monica's  Our Adventures Among The Ducks posts some great holiday picture from olden days on his Facebook page.  Many look forward to the Christmas Santas and Easter Bunnies he finds to share.  I ask him if I could steal his to share on my blog.

Here are three.  I will try to keep them coming on Thursdays.

Easter's Coming!  HIDE!

How did people ever find these Easter Bunnies cuddly???

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY 03-03-2021

 

This month, the prompts are being provided by Hilary Melton-Butcher and are posted by Elephant's Child.       

 This week's prompts are:

dredge

hedgerow

curmudgeonly

scruffy

pink

and/or

disgruntled

hispid

plying

dolphins

sea-cave

Sea Side Rescue by Granny Annie

Delbert was curmudgeonly. It seems he was always eager to dredge up past bad experiences. He was never gentle in plying the pins and needles he would stick into his memories of blame. They were like hispid lined around a hedgerow by the time he finished his disgruntled tales of woe.

The villagers recalled the time a pink dolphin was trapped in a sea-cave. Scruffy old Delbert blamed the actual rescuers for making matters worse. The divers had saved the very rare mammal and were hailed as heroes by everyone except Delbert. Though successful, he knew the rescue was not how he thought it should have been done.

TUESDAY FUNDAY 03-02-2021

TUESDAY FUNDAY

"A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says.

'This is a special day for me..... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man.. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different rooster,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'"

 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK 03-01-2021

 What is something you have tried really hard to like but just couldn't?