"Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?" Unknown Origin
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again." Unknown Origin
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. (George Burns)
Love them all and my favorite one is the leash one. I laughed out loud.
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I love the leash one too.
DeleteThe old and senile joke tickled me somewhat. Of course, the wise doctor one is tthe best if only for being so very true and funny.
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Thanks for commenting here. I could not post on your blog but loved the book review. That's my thing these days.
DeleteAll were really funny but I am borrowing the vegetarian one to use on a friend.
ReplyDeleteGlad you like. Help yourself.
DeleteThank you. My non vegetarian brother often tells my vegetarian self that I am a lousy hunter...
ReplyDeleteI've never done the vegetarian thing so I'm not real sure about it.
DeleteLaughing especially hard at the no interest bank teller! Truth!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you I love the no interest from the banker.
DeleteAll good ones. Love the doctor writing.
ReplyDeleteI'm often told that I shouldn't have been a doctor because my writing is so poor.
DeleteIs it scary that i can usually decipher doctor handwriting? Thanks for the funnies!
ReplyDeleteYou certainly have most beat on that.
DeleteThe plastic one is funny and so true. And Charlie Brown also true.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Brown was always right.
DeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteHaha the cat one made me laugh and it's probably true.
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