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Tuesday, March 29, 2022

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 03-29-2022

 HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 03-29-2022

One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge.  He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened.  The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?""Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe." 











Thanks to Judy of Just Ask Judy for supplying me a lot of these cartoons.  

Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus.  It is fun to see all these every Tuesday.

 

Monday, March 28, 2022

Thursday, March 24, 2022

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 03-23-2022

 

This month the words/prompts are supplied by River and can be found here

 

QUESTION A FERAL CAT by Granny Annie


Sylvia did her best to entice the kitten toward her. He was very shy and he could not find an excuse to approach this silly lady. Suddenly a blackbird flew over the kitty, swaying back and forth. This frightened feline chose the better of the two evils and jumped into Sylvia's warm outstretched hands. He was practically mechanical in is moves. Could he have some kind of disorder.

Sylvia looked up at the clouds and viewed them peeling their fluff off to show an impending storm underneath. She scrambled toward the house with this yellow cat solid in her grasp. The little fellow felt like he could float. She sat the delicate kitten on the shelf as if he was a curio. He looked down and was very frightened to be on the shelf. His fear caused him to spray all around like a fountain. Now Sylvia wasn't sure she should have brought this feral stray home.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 03-22-2022

 

I went to school to become a wit. Only got halfway through.

    One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a person gain 5 lbs.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends..

 







Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus.  It is fun to see all these every Tuesday.

Monday, March 21, 2022

Friday, March 18, 2022

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY ON FRIDAY - 03-18-2022

This month the words/prompts are supplied by River and can be found here


This week's words/prompts are:

1. a cloud of dust settled around him

2. slapped in the face with a wet fish

3. I bowed my head and wept

4. I didn't know what else to do


CONFUSED VIKING by Granny Annie

The Viking King Ragnar awoke in a daze. A cloud of dust settled around him. What had happened to this mighty warrior? He felt like the mischievous god Loki had slapped him in the face with a wet fish. If we told him the truth it would shame our mighty king, I bowed my head and wept. King Ragnar shook his head over and over until he awakened clearly. He demanded to know what had happened. It would be impossible to survive if we told him he had simply slipped and fallen. We agreed to tell him he had won a mighty war with a berserker who had appeared out of the woods. I didn't know what else to do. Our brave king was happy to have defeated a giant.

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Monday, March 14, 2022

Thursday, March 10, 2022

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 03-09-2022

 WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 03-09-2022

This month the words/prompts are supplied by River and can be found here

 

WHO WOULD EVER FORGET by Michelle and Granny Annie


Marcella approached the coffeemaker . She could not ignore the pie sitting there and had to reach for another small slice. She was a collector of desserts. It stupefied Marcella to glance in the mirror and see her reflection. Though she was dressed in the finest fashion, it was discouraging to see her ever increasing form. She pretended to be be looking at her new hat. It was time for change. She would not hesitate to arrange more sessions at the gym. She would force herself to adjust to a whole new life and turn over a clean slate. For now Marcella would share just another small segment of pie.

It was not a pleasant memory for those who witnessed the explosion of rotund Marcella.


(composed on a road trip yesterday with my daughter.)

Tuesday, March 08, 2022

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 03-08-2022

 


Q. What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

A. Ancient grease

  

Q. What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?

A. 3 different answers
 

Q. How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, political idealists can't change anything.

 










 

 Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus.  It is fun to see all these every Tuesday. 

 


Wednesday, March 02, 2022

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY - 03-02-2022

 

This month the words/prompts are supplied by River and can be found here

 

LEFT ALONE by Granny Annie

NATO was not being effective. I watched the destruction on television and swore loudly. My concerns were totally inadequate. While I was intrigued by the dilemma, there was nothing I could do about this tangled mess in Ukraine. President Zelenskyy was showing tremendous bravery. Our President Biden was totally lost. We needed for the pious Putin to withdraw his military. We must see that the end to this world crisis was promised and a Russian withdrawal  inked. Exactly what ladder is Russia climbing to achieve these added acres. When is enough, enough? They are trying to leave Ukraine a jagged, corroded mess while the brave Ukrainians are fighting back with all their might.



Tuesday, March 01, 2022

HAPPY FUNNY TUESDAY - 03-01-2022

 

I tried to explain that “it’s not about how many times you fall, but about how many times you get back up.” Unfortunately, the officer said, “Yeah, that’s not how a field sobriety test works.”

Today I got gas for $1.57. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub and died was not a bouncer.

What do people in China call their “good” dishes?

 







Thanks for the links Sandee of Comedy Plus.  It is fun to see all these every Tuesday.